Twitter Fun

Owl City: "Hi. I am an egg salad sandwich. I am loaded with cholesterol."

Me: "Mmm. You sound delicious."

My favorite shitmydadsays posts this week:
*shitmydadsays is a twitter dedicated to the things one kid's 73 y.o. dad says. and it's hilarious.

• "You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose." 5:57 PM Oct 3rd from web
• "We didn't have a prom. Dancing wasn't allowed...What's Footloose?...That's the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of shit."10:57 AM Oct 6th from web
• "That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."9:10 AM Oct 12th from web

P.S. LaurenConrad: "At the gym. Just looked up at the TV and saw BREAKING NEWS : BOY FLOATS AWAY IN BALLOON! What???" about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

hahaha